Empowering isn’t it, to be infantilized and then judged based on your shape, but it’s okay because you can feel superior to those skinny bitches and let’s not even talk about the fat bitches, but are you really fit enough to look good naked? What if not everyone thinks you look good naked? I guess you’ll just have to spend more time at the gym, because obviously that’s how you’re getting fit, not by any sort of manual labour because then you get gnarly hands and ruin your manicure and then you don’t look good anyway. Also don’t worry about your head because that’s not where everybody’s going to look anyway, and all that matters is how you look. You will always be fit and beautiful, so that is a totally legitimate thing to base your self worth on.
I fixed that for you.